Hello fellow bloggers and bloggets. Remember the old cartoon, Pinky and The Brain? I do, I loved that show. And at the end of every show Pinky would ask what they were gonna do tonight, and The Brain would answer "the same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world."
Well I am not trying to take over the world. The Republicans have messed it up so bad, I couldn't possibly fix it. But I am plotting on taking over the web with my wit and charm, and big mouth.
Join me won't you? I currently have 59 followers through blogger. (No idea how many people read me in thier reader thingy's. If you know how to get that info please share.) I know I have more followers. Through a couple of trackers I know lots of people are reading me.... I am rambling again.
Anyway... I would like to have 100 followers by the time school starts. I know, it's very ambitious, but I am not afraid to dream big. See this image? It's on the side bar of my blog page. I need people to follow me there.
Now I am thinking to myself "Self, how am I going to nearly double my followers in the next 45 days or so?" I could host pictures of naked people, whatever your fancy... I could send out hitmen to hold people hostage until they follow... Nah that might lead to my arrest... I could resurrect a band of ZOMBIES, but then people might run like hell, and not have time to sign into blogger... I could give stuff away. Everyone loves some free stuff. Yep, that settles it, Bribery it is!
So if I can get 100 followers by Sept. 7th (that's when school starts here) I will host a mega giveaway!
Already on the list to "giveaway"...
Multiple Victoria's Secret gift cards. I love VS
Personalized Christmas stocking They are awesome!
Embroidered scrapbook cover Also very cute.
Personal stripper pole lessons... Just kidding.
And in an effort to support handmade, I think I will visit some of my favorite Etsy sellers and do a little shopping there too.
If you are interested in having me give away your NEW stuff, (I don't give away junk) please contact me and I will be happy to host your link on the side bar through the end of the year.
I am going to work on getting pictures up of the giveaway items, so stay tuned. This could be very big! With lots of winners. So tell your friends, tell your family, tell your dentist!
And if you have any suggestions on how to take over the web, please feel free to share. The zombies will be very happy.
P.S. If you follow me I will follow you back. See everyone's a winner already!