You know what an oxymoron is, right?
Jumbo Shrimp..ha ha ha. Well I have a new one for you:
Loading your groceries, packed nicely
in your reusable shopping bags, into the back of your new, shiny
black Suburban. But hey, the leather seats and wood grain interior
make it all worth it, right?
I
came across this post
http://imgonnakillhim.com/uncategorized/show-video/
and I am now demanding you all go check out this blog. The writer is
actually a comedian. And we all know I could use a little funny in my
life.
Every
Single Morning, my roomie uses the entire tank of hot water. I think
we all know what he's doing in there. I think it has a lot to do with
the fact that his wife won't screw him.
Why
in the hell do most of my matches on POF look like gang bangers and
Yo boys? Seriously, you're 35 damn years old. Pull up your pants and
fix your hat. Just because I have tattoos doesn't mean I'm a street
thug. Hello.... tattoos are one of my interests because you should
know what your in for BEFORE you message me.
Bam keeps messaging and emailing me. He hopes I'm working on my depression. It's really starting to get on my nerves. To this I say, I didn't allow myself to be all emo when we broke up, so I think I'm doing fine, thanks.
I had an entire weekend to myself. Itty Bit was with The Douche and DQ went to my moms. I did some laundry, delivered some G.S. Cookies and I slept for 10 hours Saturday night. I am such a party girl!
I get the “If it's yellow let it
mellow...” way of thinking. You are going to save water, and thus
the planet, by not flushing the toilet after you pee. Thank you for
not doing the same when you take a crap. But for the love of God,
could you maybe divert from this practice while I'm working in your
house. Because there is no way in hell I am going to use your toilet
while your urine/toilet paper is in the bowl. I am flushing your
toilet before I pee, and then again after.
If you want to play too, head over to Stacy Uncorked. She's the go to girl for RTT these days.
If you want to play too, head over to Stacy Uncorked. She's the go to girl for RTT these days.
HA! Your oxymoron observation is hilarious - and so true. :)
ReplyDeleteObviously Bam is not over you, eh? Or maybe it bugged him you didn't get all emo over the breakup. You know, that guy ego thing. ;)
I need to create a weekend to myself so I can party like you did and sleep 10 hours... SA-Weeeet! :)
Oh yeah, I'm like you - if there's *anything* in the toilet when I have to pee, I flush first, do my biz, then flush again. That's how I roll. :)
Thanks for playing along! :)
Daylight Saving Time, Cat-Scratch Fever, Toothpaste Shortage: RTT Rebel